Day 293: Donald Trump Presidential Jokes

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
A top aide to Donald Trump said he quit the campaign because of Trump’s public feuds, but Trump said he was fired. When asked what he was fired for, Trump said for quitting.

Conan
Despite all of his sexist comments, a new poll reveals that 20% of Republican women still support Donald Trump. When asked why, the women said because he’s paying them alimony.

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