Day 176: Food Jokes

Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
A brother and sister in Minneapolis are opening threw world’s first vegan butcher shop. At the vegan butcher they promised to kill all the flavor but in a humane way.

As part of its new transparency campaign, McDonald’s has released a video showing how its Chicken McNuggets are made. It’s not bad: apparently the McNuggets die naturally after being fed the McRib.

Late Night with Seth Meyers
Pizza Hut has released a new crust that is stuffed with Doritos. And I imagine about an hour after you eat it, you’ll release it, too.