Day 289: Business Jokes

Conan
A company is trying to fund a new endeavor known as “Uber for Kids.” So parents will soon be teaching their kids they shouldn’t talk to strangers but they should get into a car with them.

Late Night with Seth Meyers
Sportswear company Lululemon is coming out with a new line of beer. It’s a dark beer, but when you tip the bottle over, it turns see-through.

Day 107: Digital Age of Jokes

Late Night with Seth Meyers
Wikipedia is now accepting donations using the online currency Bitcoin. So now you can support information you’re not sure is true with currency you’re not sure is money.

Conan
Scrabble is adding 5,000 new words, including words like “Chillax” and “Selfie.” So kids, there’s never been a better time to challenge your grandparents to a game of Scrabble.

Uber has announced a new service where you carpool with strangers. It’s a cutting edge new technology called taking the bus.