Day 300: Tinder Jokes

The Tinder app is now available in North Korea. It’s a little different over there. All of the photos are of Kim Jong-un. You swipe right if you think he’s attractive and you swipe left if you want to die.

A company is developing a version of Tinder for Catholics. It’s the first dating app where if you like someone, you swipe up, down, left, and right.

Day 255: Tinder Jokes

There are reports that Leonardo DiCaprio has joined Tinder. He said the app works almost as well as his old method — going up to any woman and saying, “Hi, I’m Leonardo Dicaprio.”

An Australian woman has gone on 136 first dates in 17 months but never a second date. In other words, she looks nothing like her Tinder profile full movie Assassin’s Creed 2016 onlineThe Boss Baby movie

Day 158: Random Jokes

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Paris can start fining people for taking pictures of the Eiffel Tower at night time because the nightly light show is copyrighted. That explains France’s new tourist slogan: Go Home.

Twins who were separated at birth and living on different continents were reunited via Facebook. The same situation didn’t end quite as well for another set of twins who found each other on Tinder.