Conan
Right now, in the U.S., the most popular name for girls is Emma. The least popular names are Ashley and Madison.
An expert says that sex with robots will be the norm in 50 years. So, ladies and gentleman, Conan O’Brien is ahead of his times.
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Day 290: Sex Jokes
Late Night with Seth Meyers
A Detroit man was arrested for standing near a grocery store seafood display while fully nude. On the plus side, it made the shrimp look jumbo.
An 81 year-old Connecticut man has been accused of performing a sex act on some shrubbery outside his house. What can I say? Some guys love a full bush.download movie Power Rangers 2017
Day 288: Sex Jokes
Conan
There’s a dating site for well-endowed men called, “7 or Better.” The site has already attracted over 60,000 women and 70,000 liars.
Late Night with Seth Meyers
The popularity of the 50 Shades of Grey book series has been credited for the rise in young women watching porn. And pornography has been credited for the rise in young men.
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Day 283: Vibrator Car Jokes
Conan
A woman in England crashed her car because she was using a vibrator while driving…
…The woman is now said to be in stable and extremely relaxed condition.
…The driver of the van said he never saw her coming….
Day 280: Sex Jokes
Conan
Scientists think they might have discovered a vaccine for Chlamydia. Currently, the only surefire way to avoid getting Chlamydia is to wear Crocs on a first date.
The man who created a popular brand of sex doll is working on a model that can talk. He is being accused of not understanding the main appeal of a sex doll.
Day 273: Sex Jokes
Conan
Apple has a new smartphone app that lets people track their sexual activity. And if the person hasn’t had sex in awhile, it automatically sets itself to vibrate.
Scientists have established that an iconic California redwood is only 777 years old. Kind of funny coincidence, as Iconic California Redwood used to be my porn name.
Day 260: Sex Jokes
Conan
A new poll revealed that over a third of Americans have had sex in a public place. The poll was sponsored by the makers of Purell.
Late Night with Seth Meyers
A new study has found that men prefer sex from 6 am to 9 am while women prefer it from 11 pm to 2 am. Said men, “That’s fine, too.”
Day 248: Sex Jokes
Late Night with Seth Meyers
The CDC is advising Ebola survivors to abstain from sex. And if you’re having trouble abstaining from sex, a little trick you could use is telling people you had Ebola.
A new study suggests students studying the arts have more sex than students studying other subjects. And students who study the arts will be screwed after graduation, too.
Day 212: Sex Jokes
Conan
Experts now say there are two kinds of sexuality: monogamous and promiscuous. Or as they’re also called: female and male.
Late Night with Seth Meyers
A recent study claims that you can tell how many orgasms a woman has had by the way she walks. For example, if she walks out the door, it’s zero.
Day 198: Taiwan Sex Park Jokes
Conan
Taiwan is set to open a sex-themed amusement park. You can tell it was inspired by Disneyland because one of the attractions is, “Mr. Toad’s Unprotected Ride.”
In Taiwan, an adult amusement park is being built with sex-themed rides, including a giant penis ride. The worst part is, the giant penis ride ends at Splash Mountain.