Day 94: Food and Fat Jokes

Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Arby’s has come out with a new sandwich, they’re calling it the Mega Meat Stack. It has three different kinds of meat. It has turkey, ham, and corn beef. Although I thought it was weird they put finger quotes around each of those.

Late Night with Seth Meyers
Hula hoop sales are on the raise after numerous exercise studios have begun offering classes based on the toy. And people who don’t exercise have started using them as belts.

According to a recent study from the Centers for Disease Control, over 70% of firefighters are overweight or obese. It’s gotten so bad the last firefighter calendar only had eight months.

Day 80: Drugs Are No Good

In Fresno, CA a man was found to running a meth lab in a retirement community. Or as he was known to residents, the guy who was up till 8.

Late Night with Seth Meyers
A recent study suggests that extreme obesity shortens life spans more than smoking does. So good news obese people, you don’t need to stop smoking.


Day 54: Corporate America & Drinking

A Japanese clothing company has been criticized for labeling its sizes skinny, fat, and jumbo. After a huge outcry, they changed their sizes to small, medium, and American.

A new report just came out that says self-driving cars will be on the road by 2030. So by 2030, wherever we’re going, we’ll be drunk when we get there.

Late Night with Seth Meyers
Whole Foods has begun experimenting with adding cocktail bars to some of their Manhattan stores because sometimes people drink to forget they just paid $4 for an apple.