Day 295: Education Jokes

Late Night with Seth Meyers
The U.S. Math team won the International Math Olympiad for the first time in 21 years. So, if you don’t think Americans can compete with Asia in math maybe you should talk to members of the American team like Shyam Narayanan, Yang Liu and Allen Liu, and their coach Po-Shen Loh.

New York City students scored slightly higher on math and reading exams this year than previous years. Their scores still weren’t good, but they were gooder.

Day 245: Restaurant Jokes

The Olive Garden has announced it is providing tablet computers at every table. The next step is providing Italian food at every restaurant.

Recently in New York City, hundreds of fast food workers on strike took to the streets and blocked traffic. If there’s one thing fast food workers know how to do, it’s clog a major artery.

Day 90: Jokes Around the Country

Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
The New York Times said the government should legalize marijuana because the current laws against weed are useless and outdated. Then they said, you know, like a newspaper.

Late Show with David Letterman
In the United States of America, you can buy bottled water that is flavored like chocolate chip cookies. Now, New York City tap water looks like it has chocolate chips in it.

Late Night with Seth Meyers
A Tennessee woman was denied her vanity license plate request after DMV officials interpreted “I LOVE TOFU” as “I LOVE TO F-U.” Once she explained to them it’s “I LOVE TOFU,” they said it was even more disgusting.