Late Night with Seth Meyers
An Oklahoma woman was arrested recently for pulling a knife on a group of teens in a Taco Bell. It’s the first time anyone has used silverware at a Taco Bell.
A McDonald’s manager admitted recently that his store has a secret menu that includes the Monster Mac, which is a Big Mac with 8 hamburger patties. It’s expensive, but they accept all the major cards: Blue Cross/Blue Shield, Aetna, Anthem, all of them.
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McDonald’s announced they are simplifying their menu to speed up service. When asked why, a McDonald’s spokesperson said, “Because our customers don’t have much time left.”
KFC is planning to bring back Colonel Sanders. Because if there’s one thing that will bring Americans together right now, it’s an old white guy dressed as a plantation owner.
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McDonald’s is introducing a Big Mac clothing line. Of course, there already is a clothing line for Big Mac lovers, it’s called a hospital gown.
Burger King said they are going to pay for a wedding between an actual couple named Mr. Burger and Miss King. However, their wedding night will be all about In-N-Out.film Grimsby download
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The General Mills cereal, Cheerios, will soon come out in new flavors like quinoa. The CEO of General Mills said the new flavor is in response to an overwhelming demand by no one.
McDonald’s has released a new video showing how it makes the Chicken McNuggets. Apparently, it turns out McNuggets aren’t made out of chicken, they’re made out of people who ask too many questions.
Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
A brother and sister in Minneapolis are opening threw world’s first vegan butcher shop. At the vegan butcher they promised to kill all the flavor but in a humane way.
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As part of its new transparency campaign, McDonald’s has released a video showing how its Chicken McNuggets are made. It’s not bad: apparently the McNuggets die naturally after being fed the McRib.
Late Night with Seth Meyers
Pizza Hut has released a new crust that is stuffed with Doritos. And I imagine about an hour after you eat it, you’ll release it, too.
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McDonald’s profits are way down because experts say the restaurant is not attracting Millennials. Apparently young people today are hoping to live past 50.
A Michigan funeral home is offering a drive-through viewing option. Or as they’re calling it, “Jack Actually in the Box.”
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A man walked into a McDonald’s in New York City with a knife in his back. Doctors said the man’s heart wasn’t in danger until he ordered the food.
Late Night with Seth Meyers
Lay’s announced that cappuccino is one of the finalists for their new chip flavor contest. And if you think that sounds bad, what until you try Starbucks’ sour cream and onion latte.