Day 286: Fast Food Jokes

Late Night with Seth Meyers
An Oklahoma woman was arrested recently for pulling a knife on a group of teens in a Taco Bell. It’s the first time anyone has used silverware at a Taco Bell.

A McDonald’s manager admitted recently that his store has a secret menu that includes the Monster Mac, which is a Big Mac with 8 hamburger patties. It’s expensive, but they accept all the major cards: Blue Cross/Blue Shield, Aetna, Anthem, all of them.

Day 257: Fast Food Jokes

McDonald’s announced they are simplifying their menu to speed up service. When asked why, a McDonald’s spokesperson said, “Because our customers don’t have much time left.”

KFC is planning to bring back Colonel Sanders. Because if there’s one thing that will bring Americans together right now, it’s an old white guy dressed as a plantation owner.

Day 184: Food Jokes

The General Mills cereal, Cheerios, will soon come out in new flavors like quinoa. The CEO of General Mills said the new flavor is in response to an overwhelming demand by no one.

McDonald’s has released a new video showing how it makes the Chicken McNuggets. Apparently, it turns out McNuggets aren’t made out of chicken, they’re made out of people who ask too many questions.


Day 176: Food Jokes

Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
A brother and sister in Minneapolis are opening threw world’s first vegan butcher shop. At the vegan butcher they promised to kill all the flavor but in a humane way.

As part of its new transparency campaign, McDonald’s has released a video showing how its Chicken McNuggets are made. It’s not bad: apparently the McNuggets die naturally after being fed the McRib.

Late Night with Seth Meyers
Pizza Hut has released a new crust that is stuffed with Doritos. And I imagine about an hour after you eat it, you’ll release it, too.


Day 78: McDonald’s and Starbucks Jokes

A man walked into a McDonald’s in New York City with a knife in his back. Doctors said the man’s heart wasn’t in danger until he ordered the food.

Late Night with Seth Meyers
Lay’s announced that cappuccino is one of the finalists for their new chip flavor contest. And if you think that sounds bad, what until you try Starbucks’ sour cream and onion latte.