Day 226: Los Angeles and San Francisco Jokes

Conan
Last Sunday was the LA Marathon. It’s the only time of year you see someone running in the streets of Los Angeles when it’s not the end of a car chase.

Late Night with Seth Meyers
A Catholic Church in San Francisco had installed a watering system that floods the steps in front of the building to deter homeless people from sleeping there. It’s just like Jesus said, “Get off my steps!”

Day 156: Gangs and Firearms Jokes

Conan
Street gangs are toning down their colors in order to be less noticeable to law enforcement. Now there are three gangs in LA: the Bloods, the Crips, and the Earthtones.

Late Night with Seth Meyers
A man in Oregon, who is an advocate for the open carry of firearms, was robbed at gunpoint. The thief apparently made off with the man’s entire argument.

 

Never Too Late for Burbank

New York took The Tonight Show so what about Burbank taking the Late Show? In a sign that SoCal’s entertainment industry is a priority of Mayor Eric Garcetti’s administration, he asked CBS Chief Executive Leslie Moonves to consider moving the Late Show to Los Angeles.

Read the full article in the Los Angeles Times.