Day 76: Sports Jokes

Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
This weekend was the big World Cup Final between Germany and Argentina . And if you only caught the last couple of minutes of the game, don’t worry, you saw the whole thing.

Late Night with Seth Meyers
It was an amazing weekend in sports. LeBron went back to being a Cavalier. Carmelo went back to being a Knick. And soccer went back to being a thing you drive your kids to.

Conan
Khloe Kardashian’s ex-husband, Lamar Odom has been cut from the NY Knicks. It’s the second time this year Lamar’s been dumped by a big loser.

 

Day 74: LeBron James and Donald Sterling Jokes

Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
The Miami Heat’s owner, Micky Arison — he also owns Carnival Cruises — said he was shocked and disappointed by LeBron’s decision. I think he’s going to be okay: if there’s anybody who’s used to dealing with a sinking ship….

Late Night with Seth Meyers
Donald Sterling told a judge that to keep control of the Clippers he will sue the NBA until the day he dies. And by the looks of him, that day was four years ago.

 

Day 73: LeBron James Jokes

Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
A week after opting out of his contract with the Heat, there’s talk that LeBron James could sign with another team in the next few days. James said he’s weighing his options and weighing how heavy the teams are because he’ll be carrying them into the Playoffs.

LeBron James just announced that he and his wife are expecting their third child. When asked if he wants a boy or girl, he said he was currently reviewing his options and will let the media know he’s made a decision.