Day 77: Kim Kardashian Plastic Surgery Jokes

Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
I read about a woman who recently spent $30,000 on plastic surgery to look like Kim Kardashian. And that woman is Kim Kardashian.

Late Night with Seth Meyers
A woman has gone $30,000 in debt paying for plastic surgery in an attempt to transform herself into Kim Kardashian. The woman’s name is Khloe Kardashian.


Day 63: Kardashian Jokes

Late Night with Seth Meyers
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West turned down $11 million for the rights to publish their wedding pictures. Which means one thing: someone offered them $12 million.

Late Show with David Letterman
President Obama is sending troops back to Iraq. He said not to worry, we shouldn’t be there longer than a Kardashian marriage.

Day 37: Solange, Kim Kardashian & America!

Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
NASA just released a really cool video of two stars colliding. Not surprisingly, it happened inside a hotel elevator.

At a recent event in Los Angeles, Kim Kardashian was told she would not be able to meet President Obama. However, she continues to receive repeated offers to meet with President Clinton.

At a red carpet event in Cannes, a journalist from Ukraine crawled underneath actress America Ferrara’s dress. Today he apologized; said he was just trying to sneak into America.