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Kanye West’s ex-girlfriend accused him of using ghostwriters to come up with his music. Kim Kardashian defended Kanye by saying he doesn’t even know any ghosts.
It is being rumored that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are considering buying Michael Jackson’s famous Neverland Ranch. It wouldn’t be the first time that Neverland was owned by a black man and white woman, but now they won’t be the same person.watch full The Man Who Knew Infinity 2016 film online
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Kim Kardashian announced that she and Kanye are expecting their second child. They say they don’t care whether it’s a boy or girl, just as long as it’s famous.
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Kim Kardashian just announced she’s pregnant. Kim said it’s been a difficult pregnancy…she wakes up in the middle of the night craving publicity.
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Kim Kardashian claims she and Kanye West are having sex 500 times a day to try and conceive another baby. Come on, Kim, 500 times a day? No one has that much videotape.
Kim Kardashian’s new book of selfies will include 23 shots of her butt. The book is called, “Hello Moon.”
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Bruce Jenner had agreed to do his first television interview about his gender transitioning. The interview will start on ESPN and end on the Oxygen network.
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Kim Kardashian said during a Q&A session that she’d like to take a selfie with Jesus. Though, I think most people would say Jesus has suffered enough.
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Tyler Perry has confirmed he’s going to be a father. Then he announced the baby’s name will be Tyler Perry’s Tyler Perry, Jr.
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Kim Kardashian said recently that she gained weight while she was pregnant because God was punishing her for being so hot. Though if God is making more Kardashians, I think we’re the ones that are being punished.
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After the release of Paper Magazine‘s winter’s cover, which features Kim Kardashian nearly naked, Kanye West re-posted the photo with the hashtag #allday. Apparently, in response to the question, “How long did it take to oil up Kim’s ass?”
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Last week the astronauts returned to earth after spending 165 days aboard the International Space Station. They said there were three things they could see from space: the Great Wall of China, the Amazon Rain Forest, and that photo of Kim Kardashian’s naked ass.
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Everyone is still talking about Kim Kardashian after she posed partially nude on the cover of Paper Magazine. It’s rumored that Kim didn’t actually get paid for any of the photos, but she does have a pretty good deal on the back end.
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Some people are saying that Kim Kardashian’s nude photo is actually a positive feminist statement. Those people are called, “Husbands caught looking at it.”
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According to a recent study, babies hear three times as many words from their mothers than they do from their fathers. My wife was like, “That’s so fascinating.” I was like, “Cool.”
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Kim Kardashian said she might let her daughter North design clothes for her fashion line. I think North is up for it because she’s already created a bib that says, “Get me the hell out of here.”
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A recent report says the majority of Americans cannot name the the three branches of government: Judicial, Executive, and Legislative. To make it easier the government is renaming those branches Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney.
The Kardashians were robbed and they’re refusing to air the latest season of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” until the police find out who robbed them. Which explains why today the police stopped looking.
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In an interview, Kanye West tried to dispel the myth that he’s mean. He says he’s not a shark, he’s more of a blowfish. Which explains the course new nickname, Booty and the Blowfish.
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According to a new report, Kim Kardashian will make $85 million from her new smartphone game, Kim Kardashian Hollywood. Which I think means we have to stop calling them smartphones.