Day 160: More Kim Kardashian Paper Jokes

Late Night with Seth Meyers
After the release of Paper Magazine‘s winter’s cover, which features Kim Kardashian nearly naked, Kanye West re-posted the photo with the hashtag #allday. Apparently, in response to the question, “How long did it take to oil up Kim’s ass?”

Last week the astronauts returned to earth after spending 165 days aboard the International Space Station. They said there were three things they could see from space: the Great Wall of China, the Amazon Rain Forest, and that photo of Kim Kardashian’s naked ass.

Day 84: Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Jokes

Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
In an interview, Kanye West tried to dispel the myth that he’s mean. He says he’s not a shark, he’s more of a blowfish. Which explains the course new nickname, Booty and the Blowfish.

Late Night with Seth Meyers
According to a new report, Kim Kardashian will make $85 million from her new smartphone game, Kim Kardashian Hollywood. Which I think means we have to stop calling them smartphones.

Day 63: Kardashian Jokes

Late Night with Seth Meyers
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West turned down $11 million for the rights to publish their wedding pictures. Which means one thing: someone offered them $12 million.

Late Show with David Letterman
President Obama is sending troops back to Iraq. He said not to worry, we shouldn’t be there longer than a Kardashian marriage.