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Day 50: Conan’s Politics

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Conan
Some Republicans are taking aim at Hillary Clinton’s age; they’re saying she’ll be almost 70 when she runs. Republicans said being old and white is “Our thing.”

Hillary Clinton has a new book coming out. In her new book, Hillary Clinton said she has moved on from the Monica Lewinsky scandal. For more, read Bill Clinton’s new book, “No She Hasn’t.”

In Arizona, a Republican named Scott Fistler changed his name to Cesar Chavez in the hopes of getting more Hispanic votes. Today he was deported.

Day 30: Clinton Jokes

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Bill Clinton calls himself a vegan but he reportedly cheats on his diet. He also calls himself married.

Monica Lewinsky is in the new issue of Vanity Fair talking about the Bill Clinton scandal. Unfortunately, they decided to name the piece “Monica Opens Up.”

Late Night with Seth Meyers
The Christian Science Monitor is claiming that Hillary Clinton will be a tad less interested in running for president now that she’s about to be a grandmother. And if you put a grain of sand in your pocket, there’s a tad less sand on the beach.

Day 17: Chelsea Clinton Jokes

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Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Chelsea Clinton announced last week that she is expecting her first child. If it’s a girl, it’s going to get some of Chelsea’s old hand-me-downs. And, if it’s a boy, it’s going to get some of Hillary’s.

Late Night with Seth Meyers
Chelsea Clinton has announced she is pregnant with her first child. The baby is expected to crawl after 9 months and run in 2055.

Late Show with David Letterman
Hillary Clinton is going to be a grandmother. She’s very excited about it — she’s home right now knitting a tiny pantsuit.

Day 11: Obamacare, Clintons, and Insomnia

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Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
After handling the bumpy rollout of the Obamacare website, Kathleen Sebelius announced her resignation. Which explains why being thrown under the bus is now covered under Obamacare.

Conan
In a new interview that just came out, Hillary Clinton said the first time Bill Clinton proposed, she said no. Hillary said the reason is, he didn’t propose marriage, he proposed a threesome.

Late Night with Seth Meyers
A new study shows that young adults suffering from insomnia are at higher risk of a stroke. So that information should finally help you get some sleep.