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Last Wednesday was Women’s Equality Day. Or, as Donald Trump calls it, “That time of the year again.”
It’s come out that Donald Trump’s grandfather owned a brothel. When reached for comment, Trump said screwing people for money is a long family tradition.
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Many of the Republican candidates said they use a Fitbit. Jeb Bush uses his to determine how much distance he can put himself and his last name.
Late Night with Seth Meyers
A new CNN poll shows that Donald Trump is polling within 6 points of Hillary Clinton. It’s the closest Trump has ever gotten to a woman over 40.
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At Ohio State University, it has just announced that a tiny human brain has been grown in a lab. And, it has already announced its support for Trump as president.
Late Night with Seth Meyers
Donald Trump said that some of his sexist comments were made when nobody cared who he was. That’s right, his comments were made next year.
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
According to an online poll, Donald Trump is still the frontrunner in the Republican Primary Race. That’s very impressive because it’s the only race he hasn’t offended yet.
Late Night with Seth Meyers
Donald Trump gave a speech recently where he accused Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton of being under the control of lobbyists, special interests, and deep pocketed donors. Trump says we should vote for him because he’s not under control at all.
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
A top aide to Donald Trump said he quit the campaign because of Trump’s public feuds, but Trump said he was fired. When asked what he was fired for, Trump said for quitting.
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Despite all of his sexist comments, a new poll reveals that 20% of Republican women still support Donald Trump. When asked why, the women said because he’s paying them alimony.
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A store in Houston is selling Donald Trump pinatas filled with candy. So finally something good is going to come out of Donald Trump.
Late Night with Seth Meyers
Ted Cruz said he is a big fan of you Donald Trump. Although if there’s one thing Donald Trump should avoid is big fans.
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Donald Trump recently reaffirmed his stance on gay marriage. Trump said marriage is between a rich guy and his much younger third wife.
Jeb Bush has defended the right of business owners to refuse services for same sex marriages. This has put millions of lesbians in the rare position of being anti-Bush.tutorial androidstreaming Phoenix Forgotten 2017 movie
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Donald Trump announced he’s running for president. Which, by the way, traditionally means an additional 6 weeks of comedy.
Donald Trump is running for president. Political analysts are saying as a candidate, Donald Trump is a totally unqualified nuisance. In other words, he’s a legitimate contender for the Republican nomination.
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Donald Trump has announced he is running for president. Which, by the way, traditionally means six more weeks of comedy.
Presidential candidate Lindsey Graham recently said Caitlyn Jenner is welcome in the Republican Party. Graham said, “We love everyone who supports drastic cuts.”
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Bad news for Donald Trump — Trump Entertainment and Resorts declared Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Or as Donald Trump describes Chapter 11, back-to-back number one’s.
White Castle has confirmed that it is opening a restaurant in Vegas. It’s perfect for people in Vegas looking for one more bad choice to make while drunk.
The CEO of JetBlue said he’d be stepping down in February. Of course it being JetBlue his actual departure could be until March.