Conan
Right now, in the U.S., the most popular name for girls is Emma. The least popular names are Ashley and Madison.
An expert says that sex with robots will be the norm in 50 years. So, ladies and gentleman, Conan O’Brien is ahead of his times.
Conan
Right now, in the U.S., the most popular name for girls is Emma. The least popular names are Ashley and Madison.
An expert says that sex with robots will be the norm in 50 years. So, ladies and gentleman, Conan O’Brien is ahead of his times.
Conan
Last Wednesday was Women’s Equality Day. Or, as Donald Trump calls it, “That time of the year again.”
It’s come out that Donald Trump’s grandfather owned a brothel. When reached for comment, Trump said screwing people for money is a long family tradition.
Conan
The Tinder app is now available in North Korea. It’s a little different over there. All of the photos are of Kim Jong-un. You swipe right if you think he’s attractive and you swipe left if you want to die.
A company is developing a version of Tinder for Catholics. It’s the first dating app where if you like someone, you swipe up, down, left, and right.
Conan
Last week was Bill Clinton‘s birthday. Hillary sent Bill an e-birthday card then out of habit she deleted it.
There’s a new high tech device that helps you avoid getting a sunburn. It’s called a house.
Conan
Many of the Republican candidates said they use a Fitbit. Jeb Bush uses his to determine how much distance he can put himself and his last name.
Late Night with Seth Meyers
A new CNN poll shows that Donald Trump is polling within 6 points of Hillary Clinton. It’s the closest Trump has ever gotten to a woman over 40.
Conan
Hackers have exposed the identity of 40 million people on Ashley Madison. Even more shocking, two of them are women.
Late Night with Seth Meyers
A new study shows that the likelihood of divorce is lowest when people get married between the ages of 28 and 32. While it’s highest when people get married on ABC.
Conan
At Ohio State University, it has just announced that a tiny human brain has been grown in a lab. And, it has already announced its support for Trump as president.
Late Night with Seth Meyers
Donald Trump said that some of his sexist comments were made when nobody cared who he was. That’s right, his comments were made next year.
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
A top aide to Donald Trump said he quit the campaign because of Trump’s public feuds, but Trump said he was fired. When asked what he was fired for, Trump said for quitting.
Conan
Despite all of his sexist comments, a new poll reveals that 20% of Republican women still support Donald Trump. When asked why, the women said because he’s paying them alimony.
Conan
[August 1 to August 7] was World Breastfeeding Week. Or as baby’s call it, Suckapalooza.
Late Night with Seth Meyers
Singer Macy Gray has written a new song about being in love with her vibrator. I haven’t heard it yet, but it’s getting a lot of buzz.
Conan
A company is trying to fund a new endeavor known as “Uber for Kids.” So parents will soon be teaching their kids they shouldn’t talk to strangers but they should get into a car with them.
Late Night with Seth Meyers
Sportswear company Lululemon is coming out with a new line of beer. It’s a dark beer, but when you tip the bottle over, it turns see-through.