Day 253: Political Jokes

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Chris Christie, governor of New Jersey, appeared on a local talk show in New Jersey called, “Pasta and Politics.” Of course, when he left it was just called, “Politics.”

Conan
Secretary of State John Kerry visited the small African nation of Djibouti. Or to use the official diplomatic term, he made a Djibouti call.

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Day 191: Presidental Jokes

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
There are reports that New Jersey governor Chris Christie will begin fundraising for a potential 2016 presidential campaign by the end of January. No word on what his platform will be, but if I know Christie it’ll be really strong.

Conan
Recently in Washington, D.C., several government buildings were left without power. Of course, the White House will be left without power for two more years.

Day 15: Chris Christie and Kim Jong-un

Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
During a townhall meeting, Chris Christie said he vetoed a higher minimum wage in New Jersey because it was “Too much, too soon.” Incidentally, “Too much, too soon” was also the weight listed on Christie’s birth certificate.

Conan
North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un has been reelected with 100% of the votes. He said he hasn’t been this happy since he scored 700,000 on the SATs.

Last week North Korea held its annual marathon. So congratulations to first, second, and third place winner Kim Jong-un.