Day 262: International Jokes

A new study reveals one-third of babies in the U.S. have used a smartphone. And, one-third of babies in China have made a smartphone.

According to a UN study that just came out, the happiest country in the world is Switzerland. When asked why they’re so happy, Swiss people couldn’t answer because their hands were counting money and their mouths were full of chocolate.

Day 9: Ukraine, China, and Korea

In a recent survey, 84% of Americans were unable to locate Ukraine on a map. When he heard this, Vladimir Putin said, “That’s easy, it’s in Russia now.”

According to a new report, China now watches more porn than the U.S. Finally, China is consuming something that is made in our country.

Late Night with Seth Meyers
North Korea introduced its first state-funded smartphone known as the Pyongyang Touch; which I believe is also something you can order at a massage parlor in Brooklyn.