Day 78: McDonald’s and Starbucks Jokes

Conan
A man walked into a McDonald’s in New York City with a knife in his back. Doctors said the man’s heart wasn’t in danger until he ordered the food.

Late Night with Seth Meyers
Lay’s announced that cappuccino is one of the finalists for their new chip flavor contest. And if you think that sounds bad, what until you try Starbucks’ sour cream and onion latte.

 

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