Day 71: Fourth of July Jokes

Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Congratulations to Joey Chestnut. On Friday he won the big Fourth of July Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest. [But] before the Hot Dog Eating Contest, Joey Chestnut proposed to his girlfriend. Which is a little bittersweet for her since now she only gets one hot dog for the rest of her life.

Jimmy Kimmel Live
I love the Fourth of July; it’s my favorite holiday. The Fourth of July is the one day of the year where it’s okay to get drunk and sit on the roof.

 

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