Day 61: Smartphone Jokes

Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Dominos has a new voice-activated iPhone app similar to Siri that will help customers order pizza. You just speak your order into the phone. Or as it’s called now, ordering a pizza.

Conan
Amazon introduced its own smartphone. You can tell it’s from Amazon because after you hang up with someone, Amazon suggests other people you may want to call.

Late Night with Seth Meyers
A new study shows that men who carry their cell phone in their pocket have a sperm count nearly 10% lower than those that don’t. While men who carry their cell phone on a belt clip don’t need to worry about it.

 

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