Day 58: World Cup Jokes

Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Congrats to the US soccer team for beating Ghana in the opening round of the World Cup. USA did the impossible: getting Americans to watch soccer.

Late Show with David Letterman
How about the World Cup? Are you watching the World Cup? Soccer is one of those things that the world cares more about than we do. Like healthcare, education, gun control.

At the World Cup, Mexico and Brazil ended in a 0-0 tie. And fun fact, both teams were ordered by their coaches to abstain from sex. In other words, these guys can’t score on and off the field.

Several protesters at the World Cup got in trouble for burning American flags. It’s a shame because children in China worked very hard to make those flags.

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