Day 53: Politics & Porn

Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
In a new interview, Hillary Clinton said she wants to travel and won’t make any announcements about her plans to run for president until 2015. When asked where she’ll travel, she said New Hampshire, Iowa, maybe spend a few months in Florida….

Conan
In a new interview, Hillary Clinton said she and her husband were dead broke when they left the White House. Hillary said things were so bad the two of them had to share a bedroom.

A new study found that people who watch a lot of porn have smaller brains. So now we know why the plots are always so simple.

Scientists found a 16-foot shark they call the Colossal Great White. By the way, Colossal Great White used to be my porn name.

 

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