Day 49: The Love of Sports

Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Tim Tebow said that he’s staying in shape in case he gets another opportunity to play for the NFL. Then his boss said, “That’s great, but these Waffle Tacos ain’t going to make themselves.”

Conan
According to a new poll, Donald Sterling has just passed Justin Bieber as the most hated man in America. When he heard this, Justin Bieber was thrilled because he’s finally being considered a man.

Using advanced facial recognition software, the NSA is collecting millions of images of people’s faces a day. And that’s just to keep up with Bruce Jenner.

 

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