Day 48: Tech Jokes

Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Facebook is working on a new option that will allow kids under the age of 13 to use the site. While kids under the age of 13 are currently using the old option that lets you lie.

Conan
Apple announced a new feature that will let your iPhone monitor your diet and track your calorie intake. Or you can pay extra for an iPhone to mind its own business.

Jimmy Kimmel Live
Apple unveiled two new operating systems, one for the iPhone and one for the Mac called Yosemite. iOS 8 has a built-in app called HealthKit that monitors your heart rate, your weight, your sleep, and if you sit on it, it’ll even give you a colonoscopy.

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