Day 38: Social Media Jokes

Conan
An optometrist is saying Google Glass can cause sharp eye pain. Especially when people see you wearing it and punch your face in.

Late Night with Seth Meyers
Facebook has acquired a new mobile app that would allow users to track their exercise and measure how many calories they’ve burned. So if you love Facebook and you love exercise, you’re lying about one of those things.

The president of social media site Buzzfeed announced he was stepping down. When asked why he was leaving Buzzfeed, he listed 37 reasons that will blow your mind.

Texas police arrested a 31 year-old woman after she enrolled in high school as a 15 year-old sophomore. Police became suspicious when they noticed she wasn’t texting in class.

 

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