Day 36: Business Jokes

Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Dr. Dre got $3 billion from Apple. He’s actually the first doctor to make any money since Obamacare passed.

I saw that the cast of Duck Dynasty might launch their own children’s clothing line. They say it makes the perfect gift for your son, nephew, or little brother. Which on Duck Dynasty is usually the same person.

Conan
This past quarter, the US Post Office reported a $2 billion loss. The Post Office lost all that money because it’s been sending everything FedEx.

In North Dakota, a woman gave birth in a Walmart parking lot, which is surprising because you usually find labor at a Home Depot parking lot.

 

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