Day 34: Sports Edition

Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Heisman Trophy winner Jameis Winston shoplifted $32 worth of crab legs from a Florida grocery store. That’s not such a big deal — I just read a study that says most college kids get crabs when they’re in Florida.

Just one day after Donald Sterling’s explosive interview with CNN, Anderson Cooper sat down with Magic Johnson for a follow up interview. Magic said he’s actually praying for Sterling…praying for him to get stuck in an elevator with Beyonce’s sister.

Late Night with Seth Meyers
Magic Johnson told Anderson Cooper that he’s still waiting for an apology from Clippers owner Donald Sterling. Sterling responded saying, “I’m very sorry you’re black.”

Conan
The first openly gay player has been drafted by the NFL. After being drafted by the St. Louis Rams, Michael Sam celebrated by kissing his boyfriend. This is historic: it’s the first time anyone has celebrated being drafted by the St. Louis Rams.

Some NFL players actually criticized Michael Sam for kissing his boyfriend after getting drafted. Apparently, NFL players aren’t supposed to be in a gay relationship until they’re sent to prison.

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