Day 273: Sex Jokes

Conan
Apple has a new smartphone app that lets people track their sexual activity. And if the person hasn’t had sex in awhile, it automatically sets itself to vibrate.

Scientists have established that an iconic California redwood is only 777 years old. Kind of funny coincidence, as Iconic California Redwood used to be my porn name.

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