Day 270: Political Jokes

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
After the Senate failed to pass a bill on the Patriot Act the NSA can no longer collect American’s phone records in bulk. They decided to not monitor our phone calls when they realized no one’s made a phone call in seven years.

Conan
A lawyer from Africa wants to marry Malia Obama in exchange for goats, sheep, and cows. In response, president Obama said, “Don’t be ridiculous, my daughter isn’t marrying a lawyer.”

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