Day 257: Fast Food Jokes

Conan
McDonald’s announced they are simplifying their menu to speed up service. When asked why, a McDonald’s spokesperson said, “Because our customers don’t have much time left.”

KFC is planning to bring back Colonel Sanders. Because if there’s one thing that will bring Americans together right now, it’s an old white guy dressed as a plantation owner.

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