Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
This was a very big weekend for basketball fans. For the first time in NBA playoff history there were three game 7’s on the same day. Even better news: Donald Sterling can’t go to any of them.
Late Show with David Letterman
Here’s something interesting about Donald Sterling: he’s mixed heritage. He’s half jack, half ass.
Last weekend was the Kentucky Derby. But you know, if I wanted to see a horse’s ass, I’ll swing by Donald Sterling’s place.