Day 226: Los Angeles and San Francisco Jokes

Conan
Last Sunday was the LA Marathon. It’s the only time of year you see someone running in the streets of Los Angeles when it’s not the end of a car chase.

Late Night with Seth Meyers
A Catholic Church in San Francisco had installed a watering system that floods the steps in front of the building to deter homeless people from sleeping there. It’s just like Jesus said, “Get off my steps!”

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