Day 222: Corporate Jokes

Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Wal-Mart announced that in the next six months it will increase its hourly employee’s hourly wages by 40%. Workers are pretty excited because they’ll finally make enough money to shop at Target.

Conan
IKEA announced they’re going to come out with furniture that will charge your electronic devices. Next up for IKEA? Furniture that will last more than two for years.

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