Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
A pharmaceutical company in Canada is offering $47 billion to buy the company that makes Botox. People at Botox were very excited — you should’ve seen the look that wasn’t on their face.
Late Night with Seth Meyers
Germany has a new app called “Pepper” that shows clients where to find prostitutes in their area. All you do is tap the app and it takes you to Craigslist.
Late Show with David Letterman
They’re auctioning stuff off from the Titanic; there’s a menu of what was being served in the dining room the night the Titanic sank. And listen to this, the salad they were featuring that night: iceberg lettuce.