Day 203: Political Jokes

Conan
Tea Party favorite Senator Ted Cruz has been appointed to oversee NASA. He said he wants NASA to focus on finding aliens so that he can deport them.

74 year-old senator Barbara Boxer announced she will not run for re-election in 2016. When I saw the headline, “74 Year-Old Boxer,” I assumed we were making another Rocky movie.

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