Day 190: Sports Jokes

Conan
An NFL player was arrested in Florida on gun charges. The news was shocking to anyone who knows nothing about the NFL or Florida.

Late Night with Seth Meyers
During his domestic abuse trial, NASCAR driver Kurt Busch said that he believes his ex-girlfriend is a CIA-trained assassin. I guess those are just the thoughts you have when you drive around in circles for four hours.

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