Day 19: Food Jokes

Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Kraft Foods is recalling 96,000 pounds of Oscar Meyer hot dogs because they may contain cheese, which could be dangerous for people with dairy allergies. Oscar Meyer recommended customers try their regular hot dogs, which are only dangerous for people allergic to hooves.

Conan
Domino’s debut a new pizza where instead of dough, they’re using fried chicken. It’s called Domino’s-Deep-Dish-You’re-All-Going-to-Die.

Conan
As a prom night promotion, KFC is offering corsages made out of fried chicken. But guys, be warned: If you give your date a chicken corsage your prom night will definitely be boneless.

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