Day 167: Thanksgiving Jokes

Late Night with Seth Meyers
This year marks the 20th anniversary of the release of the Tofurky. If you don’t know what a Tofurky is, it’s tofu molded into the shape of a turkey then thrown into the garbage.

Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Thanksgiving is one of the biggest workout days of the year. More races, marathons, and 5Ks are held on Thanksgiving than any other day of the year. Most gyms stay open for at least part of the day. And according to a new study, 93% of people who exercise on Thanksgiving are the most annoying people at the dinner table.

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