Day 16: Featuring Seniors and Strippers

Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
A nursing home in Long Island is being sued for hiring male strippers to perform for the residents. The residents said that they knew whenever someone was going to make it rain because they could feel it in their joints.

That’s right, a nursing home filled with strippers, or as it’s also known, the Playboy Mansion.

Conan
In Georgia, a female high school teacher is accused of having a threesome with two male students. She’s going to spend time in jail, but those boys will never forget how to draw an isosceles triangle.

Some experts claim that watching porn is bad for your sex life. Those experts are called wives.

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