Day 153: Baby Jokes

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
According to a recent study, babies hear three times as many words from their mothers than they do from their fathers. My wife was like, “That’s so fascinating.” I was like, “Cool.”

Conan
Kim Kardashian said she might let her daughter North design clothes for her fashion line. I think North is up for it because she’s already created a bib that says, “Get me the hell out of here.”

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