Day 15: Chris Christie and Kim Jong-un

Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
During a townhall meeting, Chris Christie said he vetoed a higher minimum wage in New Jersey because it was “Too much, too soon.” Incidentally, “Too much, too soon” was also the weight listed on Christie’s birth certificate.

Conan
North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un has been reelected with 100% of the votes. He said he hasn’t been this happy since he scored 700,000 on the SATs.

Last week North Korea held its annual marathon. So congratulations to first, second, and third place winner Kim Jong-un.

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