Day 148: Baby and Relationship Jokes

Conan
Researchers believe they’ve developed a condom-free form of male birth control. It’s called a crying baby on an airplane.

Late Night with Seth Meyers
A new study suggests that the key to having a perfect relationship is kissing 5 times a day, admitting fault after an argument, and having sex twice a week. While the average relationship involves 5 times a day, kissing twice a week, and admitting fault after sex.

 

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