Day 142: iPhone Jokes

Conan
Apple is paying for their female employees to freeze their eggs. They’re being stored in a factory in China where the eggs are already working on the iPhone 7.

According to a new poll, 1 out of 5 single guys say they’d rather have a new iPhone than a girlfriend. The other 4 said they’d take either one as long as they got to swap it out for a thinner version every six months.

 

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