Day 130: Apple Jokes

Conan
A new test for the iPhone 6 Plus shows that it bends when it’s under 90 pounds of pressure. And when it’s under 300 pounds of pressure, Siri says, “Try a salad, Fat-Ass.”

Microsoft has announced it’s going to open its first flagship store in Manhattan. It’s expected to be like the Apple Store but without all those pesky lines in front.

 

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