Day 13: Jokes with No Theme

Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
A new study found that procrastinating can be passed down generation to generation. I asked my dad about it and he said he meant to tell me 10 years ago.

A math blogger says he’s figured out the world’s most popular number; 7 is correct. The least popular number? The fake phone number you get when you tell a girl you’re a math blogger.

Late Night with Seth Meyers
Police in Albania say they have seized over 4,800 pounds of marijuana in sofas bound for Italy. Which is ironic because marijuana is usually found on people bound to sofas.

Jillian Michaels reportedly wants to leave the Biggest Loser because she’s saying it’s gotten too mean. In response, producers said this is a completely unfair and baseless accusation from a lying bitch.

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