Conan
Former governor Arnold Schwarzenegger was in California’s state capital to unveil his official portrait. Schwarzenegger said, “This portrait isn’t the only Arnold that’s hung.”
Late Night with Seth Meyers
Supporters of former Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez have released a new font in the style of his handwriting. Although, I’m surprised he wrote anything by hand since he was so used to dictating.
Sarah Palin and her family were reportedly involved in a brawl at a party in Anchorage, AL. Said Republicans, “This isn’t the first time she ruined a party.”