Day 116: Apple Watch and Apple Pay Jokes

Late Night with Seth Meyers
The new iPhone will feature Apply Pay which is a virtual wallet that is easy, secure, and private. You know, just like those nude photos.

Conan
Apple introduced the Apple Watch, a smartwatch that can text, monitor your health, and acts as a secure payment system. When asked if the Apple Watch tells the time, Apple CEO said, “Oh, shit.”

 

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