Day 103: Wedding Jokes

Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
A new study found that having a big wedding boasts your chance of having a good marriage. While having a destination wedding boasts your chance of friends hating you.

Conan
One of the latest trends in Colorado is marijuana-themed weddings

…it’s the only kind of wedding where the usher asks if you’re with the bride or the dude.

…at a pot-themed wedding, the couple is asked if they promise to love, honor, and whatevs.

…you know you’re at a pot-themed wedding when the guests start eating the rice.

…the couple is registered at Bed, Bath, and Bong.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.