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[August 1 to August 7] was World Breastfeeding Week. Or as baby’s call it, Suckapalooza.
Late Night with Seth Meyers
Singer Macy Gray has written a new song about being in love with her vibrator. I haven’t heard it yet, but it’s getting a lot of buzz.
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There are reports that Sony Pictures is developing a new movie based on emojis. Meanwhile, parents are asking, “What the hell are Minions?”
Late Night with Seth Meyers
A new book by Dr. Seuss came out recently called, “What Pet Should I Get?” He was inspired to write it when his wife said she wanted a baby.
Late Night with Seth Meyers
A Detroit man was arrested for standing near a grocery store seafood display while fully nude. On the plus side, it made the shrimp look jumbo.
An 81 year-old Connecticut man has been accused of performing a sex act on some shrubbery outside his house. What can I say? Some guys love a full bush.download movie Power Rangers 2017
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A company is trying to fund a new endeavor known as “Uber for Kids.” So parents will soon be teaching their kids they shouldn’t talk to strangers but they should get into a car with them.
Late Night with Seth Meyers
Sportswear company Lululemon is coming out with a new line of beer. It’s a dark beer, but when you tip the bottle over, it turns see-through.
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There’s a dating site for well-endowed men called, “7 or Better.” The site has already attracted over 60,000 women and 70,000 liars.
Late Night with Seth Meyers
The popularity of the 50 Shades of Grey book series has been credited for the rise in young women watching porn. And pornography has been credited for the rise in young men.
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Conan
In an interview, Hillary Clinton said she likes nearly every flavor of ice cream. When he heard this, Chris Christie said she stole his speech.
Late Night with Seth Meyers
Rick Perry said recently that Boy Scouts would be better off if they didn’t have openly gay Scoutmasters. Between the Boy Scouts and gay marriage, Republicans really don’t want gays tying the knot….
Late Night with Seth Meyers
An Oklahoma woman was arrested recently for pulling a knife on a group of teens in a Taco Bell. It’s the first time anyone has used silverware at a Taco Bell.
A McDonald’s manager admitted recently that his store has a secret menu that includes the Monster Mac, which is a Big Mac with 8 hamburger patties. It’s expensive, but they accept all the major cards: Blue Cross/Blue Shield, Aetna, Anthem, all of them.
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A store in Houston is selling Donald Trump pinatas filled with candy. So finally something good is going to come out of Donald Trump.
Late Night with Seth Meyers
Ted Cruz said he is a big fan of you Donald Trump. Although if there’s one thing Donald Trump should avoid is big fans.
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Mexico is offering a $3.8 million reward for information leading to the capture of the escaped billionaire drug lord El Chapo. Mexico said they’ll get the money by borrowing it from El Chapo.
Late Night with Seth Meyers
A new survey shows 30% of Americans believe legalizing marijuana will make driving less safe. Though marijuana users believe legalization will make driving less likely.
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A woman in England crashed her car because she was using a vibrator while driving…
…The woman is now said to be in stable and extremely relaxed condition.
…The driver of the van said he never saw her coming….